Watch out for the ducks on the 13th. Mummy, Daddy and babies. Daddy will swoop straight into your golf cart if you get too close. Kamakazie Duck!
Aaaannnnnddd its Magpie season again. Just not in the way some AFL fans hoped….
Friday 27th September – 2 person Ambrose competition.
The ADF is coming! 30 September & 1st & 2nd October
Monday to Wednesday they have their inter service championships. Army plays Navy plays Air Farce.
We have alerted Ambulance Victoria as there may be violence.
As such the course will be crowded.
The 1st tee will be reserved for them and the course will be closed Tuesday morning until 12.00 o’clock. Tuesday comp will go ahead.
The Club’s AGM is on Sunday 13th at 11.00 AM.
There is a motion on the agenda that the President open the bar for one hour for free beer, wine and soft drink.
Probably get voted down……..????
The Department of Treasury is investigating payment plans for membership fees & cart shed hire. Will go ahead if we can ensure the accounting system (aka Andy) can cope. Stay tuned – more details in coming weeks.
On Friday 25 October the Holy Rosary Primary is holding their annual quiz night at the club. Pot and Parma will be served in the back room.
Sooky A Grade Central.
Heard in the clubhouse…
“Yeah, I shot 26 shots better than him, five under par , and still lost by a point!”
There was a bloke went to the doctor for a health check.
The doctor asked him to list the drugs he was taking.
Perusing the list the doctor sees birth control pills.
“What on earth are you taking these for?” the doctor asked.
“They help me sleep” he replied.
“How can they do that?” asked the flabbergasted doctor.
“I have a 16 year old daughter and every morning I crush one up and sneak it into her orange juice. I sleep like a baby!”
A reminder that Watering has started. It is class C water so it may smell a bit for a while as the pipes clean out again.
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